Name: Will F. FelicianoAliases: Lord, Zeus, Alpha&Omega, Pimp Daddy amongst other things :)
Portfolio: http://enmity88.deviantart.com
Occupation: Penciller, hack inker, not a great writer, full time Man of Epicness (if I may humbly say so myself)
Location: I don't know. I just. don't. know.
Bio: In a world where everyday life was grey and boring, a god rose from the clouds and looked down on his decrepit world in disgust. He took it upon himself to bring life to the inhabitants whom were sad and dull, and their eyes bleeding from the atrocities of their everyday visions. He chose the fairest maiden of the world and appeared before her and exclaimed "WOMAN! COME WITH THOU GOD, AND BEAR MY SEED!" Frightened she agreed immediately. He took her up to the mountains and for the following 40 days and nights it stormed throughout the lands, until the day the maiden returned. She came down the mountain holding tightly a child. People lined up to see the child and when their eyes laid upon it, the sadness and dullness lifted from their sorry lives. No longer were their eyes bleeding, but crying tears of joy in their amazement. Some couldn't handle the joy, they danced in the streets for days. The simple people couldn't comprehend what had been sent from the heavens, was it a wonder? A miracle? When they asked it's name the maiden answered proudly "His name is.... Will". She claimed the god told her the child would bring the world joy and prosperity in his talent. It was a talent of the gods, for the god had blessed the child's hands, so whenever he was to draw he would unleash the power of epic proportions that would sodomize the brain into a state of confusion and pure ecstasy. Legend has it that the first words spoken by the child were "B!%#, BEST GET ME MY MONEY!"
True Story.
Epilogue - Nowadays you can find Will on the east coast of the most gluttonous country in world. He does much enjoy the most interesting things in life, such as video games, action movies with little to no plot, comics, Batman, chicken wings, cheese, working the corner, loud music that is meant to be danced to when high on ecstasy, leaning a few degrees to either side to release flatulence, social network status updates, DeviantART, breasts, and of course the fun filled past time of the arts aka drawing fantastically proportioned men in tights that fight each other all the while ignoring sexy babes. Will now devotes his life to picking his nostril to find the gold that his first grade friend had promised was there many moons ago. Keep pickin' Will. Keep pickin'.
Various Abilities: Drawing, daydreaming, kicking small children, sleeping, can count to 2
Inspirations: That one chick with the hot body and the sextape who has two sisters that are not anywhere near as hot as she is, the guy who brought our country to glory when he was president from 2001-2009, and the cat from those creepy corn chips commercials.
Life Goals: To own a pet dinosaur (preferably from isla sorna)
Tagline: That's what she said!
